What sort of a friend are you?

I started cataloguing my links, and I have a blogs section. This created a problem: how do I list people here? Do I do it chronologically? Alphabetically? What? I decided to list people based on how well I knew them, and how close a friend they were. I guess that sucks if you’re down the bottom of the list, and I’m very sorry about this, but *someone* had to be on the bottom of the list. I don’t want people to feel unloved, so I’ve set up some ranking guidelines, and they are like this:

  • If I’ve slept with you, then, ranked on how recently I’ve slept with you, then alphabetically by username. No-one is in this category, yet.
  • If I’ve lived with you, then, ranked on how recently I’ve lived with you, then alphabetically by username. No-one is in this category, yet.
  • If I’ve been to your wedding, or your buck’s party, then alphabetically by username.
  • If we’ve been on holiday together, then alphabetically by username.
  • If I’ve been to your birthday party, then alphabetically by username.
  • If we’ve drunk beer together, then, ranked on how much beer we have drunk together.
  • If I’ve met you in person, then, ranked on how many times I’ve met you in person.
  • If you are a ProgClub member, then alphabetically by username.
  • If you’ve helped me, then ranked according to how much you’ve helped me.
  • If I’ve worked with you, then alphabetically by username.
  • Otherwise, alphabetically by username.

Of course, if I don’t really like you, I will chose a username of yours that is ranked lowest, alphabetically. :)

p.s. If you’re on my blog roll, I am your friend!

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